They will bum down their houses and piss in the oceans.
They will be incapable of making toast without first celebrating peeling a slice of bread from the loaf. There's no opportunity to work things out for yourself, no sense of discovery or exploration to be had, and very little satisfaction in proceeding through the setin-stone storyline.īy peddling this sort of single-minded crud to children EA are creating a new generation of absolute morons who won't be able to think more than one step ahead of themselves. Its a PSP title, mind that, once you start.
Instead it's a dull, interactive movie, punctuated only by your guided clickingsand inexorable groans. Conclusion The Sims 2 Castaway is a powerful statement coming from Maxis, bringing back the flavor and originality of the first titles in the series. For instance, this could've been a brilliant survival game in which you were left entirely to your own devices, forced to figure out how living on an island worked. That's a shame, because despite every Sims game defecating on my optimism in ever larger amounts, there's a part of me that thinks they might produce something worthwhile again. Every step of every action is clearly dictated for you -from finding a hatchet, to feeding an orangutan, to adopting that ape as a pet and giving it a job - there's little freedom to be had on your island refuge. The house building and character creation has been done away with in favour of a rigid storyline built around The Sims 2s interface.
This is the third Stories title in the series, continuing the tradition of taking you by the hand with bone-crushing firmness and leading you down a linear path of objectives. Is it eating it in a suggestive manner? Or something even more crude? It's a cheeky mystery. As well as this, when you hand an ape a banana it retreats into a bamboo thicket, squats, and commits an act that must be obscured by a pixelated box of censorship. So this game advocates pissing in the ocean - the most fiendishly feral thing a human being can do. Create a new life for your Sims on an uncharted island in The Sims 2 Castaway.A Nice Touch in The Sims Castaway Stories, when you swim in the ocean, not only does your hygiene bar increase, but so does your bladder bar. Your Sims change as they take on the challenges of island life and learn to survive in style. Build shelters, craft unique items, and discover many useful treasures and ancient mysteries hidden deep within a diverse jungle environment filled with plants, fruits, and even wildlife. Overcome the forces of nature to help them become the ultimate survivors and thrive in this undiscovered paradise while unearthing clues that will lead them back to civilization. Help your Sims survive and thrive on an uncharted island and build a life from scratch after washing ashore on a deserted tropical island.
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